Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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