I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
smell my finger.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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