so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
