Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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