we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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