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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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