I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
my poor anus
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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