he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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