Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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