i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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