my soul wont recognize me after tonight
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Randomize
