U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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