I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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