i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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