her vagine was all disorganized.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
