I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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