Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
thus making me awesome and them whores
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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