critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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