In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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