hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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