Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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