everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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