She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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