This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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