Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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