that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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