but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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