Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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