I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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