we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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