so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You can't motorboat a personality
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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