I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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