We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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