she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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