We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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