I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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