that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I lost the right to judge tonight
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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