Already got asked if we're dating
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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