Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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