perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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