oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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