he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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