"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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