so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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