You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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