i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
