I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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