Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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