I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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