so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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