guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wish I only lived at night.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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