She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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