ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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