THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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